yeehawlw:

me telling my wife we’re having a kid: :’) you’re gonna be a milf

(via missymoobelle)

e-seal:

codegoth:

yeah im fucking wrinkling keep scrolling

(Source: codegoth, via ipopbox)

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

me @ my cat: baby enjoy toy. mommy buy for you. enjoy entertainment baby

cat: fuck you. give me more crumpled starbucks receipts

(via onlinebird)

medicine commercials:

aaaaa42:

(Source: ewanenoellav, via magattack14)

mothmancum:

haters will take pictures of me through a mirror around the corner of a hallway because the camera would otherwise be destroyed by radiation

(via titanium-spork)

owo:

owo:

it’s december post that one gif from grandma got run over by a reindeer where cousin mel switches legs

(Source: owo-moved, via gemstone)